See the commercial here.
Synopsis: A vile upper-middle-class family whose seething, technology-addicted members can't stand the sight or sound of one another, preferring to fester in grim solitude at their well-appointed home like ingrown toenails, rediscover the joy of non-grunting human interaction by taking a ride in a voluminous, gas-guzzling Dodge Grand Caravan airport shuttle purchased by Mrs. Bitterworth on her way back from meeting with her divorce attorney.
Mom disappointed to see that no one succumbed to CO poisoning
Daughter wishes she'd never escaped from that creepy kidnapper
Message: If you're worried that your husband and children spend too much time around the house talking on the phone, playing video games, and watching TV, buy a minivan in which they can talk on the phone, play video games, and watch TV.
"... and if you look to your right, you'll see life passing you by."
Subliminal Message: It's hopeless; just go with it.
Get the clown car -- the neighbors laugh at you anyway.
Memorable Moment: Dad appears ready to throttle his wife of 21 years for interrupting his game of Madden Football.
Ohh ... you're gonna pay for this ...
I should've married Kelly ... man, that chick had a great rack.
If they couldn't spot this tub from space, I'd bury you in it.
Disturbing Aspect: The older, dangerously-introverted son, dressed all in black, is a powder keg waiting to explode.
Boy angrily rejects brother while texting death threats to classmates
Burning Questions: Did Dodge focus groups really identify with this nihilist pack of idiots? Does putting the word "Grand" in front of the word "Caravan" somehow negate the associative image of goat-towing Gypsies slowly making their way across the Romanian frontier? Is there any better way to announce to the world that you've finally dropped all pretense of being cool?
Family togetherness, brought to you by OPEC
Overall Loathsomeness: 9.6
Mitigating Factor: When you lose your overvalued McMansion to foreclosure, you'll really appreciate the Caravan's stowable plastic tray table.