Synopsis: Hot Christian singles disillusioned with the heathen dating scene stop waiting for the Lord to provide model-caliber spiritual partners and turn to the Internet in their quest to find love and sexually-charged Bible study with fellow social misfits.
Before: Tom feels alone in a world that was created in six days
After: Look who’s got a date for the Rapture!
Please don’t let him be a Unitarian …
Finally, someone will get Gary’s Methuselah jokes
If you really want to delight yourself, there are better websites for that
Contrary to popular misconception, nothing in Deuteronomy forbids wearing designer sunglasses on the Sabbath
Melanie wants potential matches to know that abiding faith and spiritual maturity are just some of her assets
“Polaroids-only” policy sets Christian Mingle apart from other dating sites that allow godless digital photos
3 million people who believe cavemen lived with dinosaurs can’t be wrong
Discerning member selects woman with strong values and unbuttoned blouse
If the International House of Prayer is anything like the International House of Pancakes, I’m sold!
Response to “Build” question is obvious red flag
Personally, I’d go with the bubbles.
He tried to enter “Man seeking Man,” but all he got was an error message
Staying one step ahead of trolling atheist interlopers, woman previously identified as “Jenners13” changed name to less inviting “myportion4ever” and moved from Cleveland to Toronto
Incredibly, “AllmyhopeisinHim” was chosen over “mountaintops”
And so begins a shared lifetime of lost Sundays and judging other people
Still unsettled, “myportion4ever” (f/k/a “Jenners13”) moves from Toronto to California and joins Abundant Grace Ministry
Not pictured: Jesus
Abortion clinic protest? Koran burning? Kirk Cameron movie?
I guess just asking Him is out …
FREE Basket of Loaves and Fishes
99.6% of members answered “white”
Lauren’s match was the Holy Ghost, which, frankly, turned out to be a bit of a disappointment
“All my past relationships were based on nothing but wild, non-stop sex.”
“That’s why it’s such a relief to be with someone who I’m not physically attracted to at all!”
While reciting Isaiah 43:2, Manuel’s head suddenly bursts into flame, embarrassing Julie on their first date
Discovered “Jackqueline” used to be a guy on May 30th 2010, at 12:35 AM
This is as close as Janet is ever going to get to stem cells
Happy couple enjoys festive plant whose species has remained unchanged for all 6,000 years of Earth’s existence
Elizabeth’s smile abruptly disappeared when she learned of Harold’s plan to spend life savings on construction of giant ark
Because it’ll take divine intervention for you to get laid