Synopsis: The National Rifle Association attempts to bolster its public image by using a well-liked president’s children to advance the argument that the most nurturing environment for young kids is a country in which they are surrounded by guns at all times.
Arrows don’t kill people – eagles with arrows kill people
First Kids’ bulletproof lunchboxes keep Fruit Roll-Ups and nuclear launch codes safe from enemy attack
Two of our precious little ones take five-minute break from Call of Duty Black Ops before being overcome by fresh air
Well, yeah, kind of.
Because 97% of private security guards are alcoholic police rejects
I would’ve expected hairier forearms.
Yeah, this is what we want.
Future site of U.N. Department of American Affairs
Trusting God is a lot easier when you’re armed to the teeth
New IRS regulations require all income taxes to be paid in stacks of crisp paper bills
Looming specter of President Obama also will accept trillion-dollar platinum coins
The most powerful elites in America: Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Michael Bloomberg, Dianne Feinstein, and … David Gregory?
In hindsight, group Christmas card photo probably was a bad idea
Looks like the Secret Service has given up trying to blend in
NRA members count flying assault rifles to help fall asleep at night
So, just to be clear – David Gregory’s kids are protected by M16’s?
Public schools already are learning-free zones
40-foot sign also repels rocket fire
If students knew how to read, they’d be outraged
Little-known fact: King George III wanted to ban high-capacity ammo clips and require computerized background checks at gun shows, but colonists rebelled
Incredibly, not one of these freedom-loving Americans is obese or staring hypnotically at an iPhone
If only there was a Second Amendment for cigarettes …
California is hot, but some find her size intimidating
The two things the NRA fears most: black helicopters and black presidents