Synopsis: McDonald’s attempts to turn things around at its struggling fast-food obesitoriums by showing a series of mushy and occasionally weird restaurant road signs as a horrible children’s rendition of “Carry On” plays in the background.
Franchise owner honors brave men and women who’ve served in America’s armed forces by tapping a computer keyboard 17 times while finishing his lunch
McDonald’s joined nation in praying for Drew Barrymore’s career to survive ill-fated relationship with Justin Long
They’re not really sure if they want you to see this one …
Atheists can go to Burger King
Toledo’s urban renaissance can be achieved for $7.95 an hour
Apparently it’s possible to weep and sell burgers at the same time
I remember 9/11 too, and I don’t recall anything about Happy Meals.
McDonald’s will donate a portion of every dollar it earns promoting heart disease to help fight breast cancer
All must obey McDonald’s spiritual commands
God also gave you the mine disaster, so it’s kind of a wash.
If you eat at Arby’s, the terrorists win
Poor bastard who had to change sign got swept out to sea and was never seen again
Heartwarming sentiment had to be taken down after Omaha punks kept adding “meth” at the end
Not even a hurricane can stop McDonald’s from serving whatever’s in a McRib sandwich
And to think they first met while vomiting in this very parking lot
McDonald’s tries to convince local resident Rosalie Kay to accept her transgendered son’s new sexual identity
Um … any dads in particular, or … ?
The 500th fighter wing eats for free
Beloved employee Woody Greene started working at McDonald’s in 1957 and has finally earned enough money to pay for his funeral
But it takes a lot of lovin’ to reverse a 30% profit loss
… said the McDonald’s CEO who makes 1,159 times more than his average worker