Synopsis: Respected public health expert Jenny McCarthy invites persecuted smokers to take back their freedom by using a product that causes all the deadly cancer of traditional cigarettes without the embarrassing smelly hair and yellow teeth.
Hard to believe that the talented actress who starred in “Dirty Love” and “Scary Movie 3” has been reduced to this …
She looks like she’s been dipped in Vaseline.
If there’s one thing Jenny has always stood for, it’s her unique brand of defiant, all-American sluttiness
If there’s another thing, it’s being fucking nuts
Pray for Donnie Wahlberg.
Change to black and white adds class, hides hair extensions
Jenny has no opinion on recent merger of ISIS and Boko Haram
Remember, it’s not smoke, it’s vapor, which means it’s okay
First take of commercial was ruined when Jenny pulled out garage door opener by mistake
It doubles as an idiot self-identification device
“Hey – aren’t you the discarded husk of Jenny McCarthy?”
“Jesus – I saw you in Playboy when I was in junior high.“
“What are you now, like, 50 or something?”
“When I’m not doing my part to trigger a measles epidemic, I like to unwind by ingesting highly toxic chemicals.”
There’s no vaccine for dingbattery
“I’ll have sex with you if I can live tweet it during the Clippers game.”
“That sounds hot.”
Bill Cosby left glass of wine, will return wearing white terrycloth robe
Honestly, she’s about as sexy as a parking meter.
“I wonder what makes it nighttime … “
This must be one of those clubs where no one talks …
… which actually is the best possible situation for Jenny.
“When I like a guy, I get a little grabby.”
“Ooo … these manly shoulders feel strong enough to carry me all the way to the toilet.”
“Hope you like girls who aren’t shy about puking.”
“What – too much?”
Slick packaging + nicotine addiction – FDA regulation = freedom
“So, take it from me, a woman who’s been publicly spreading false information for years – eCigs are a smarter alternative.”
If this notice was legible, you’d see that blu electronic cigarettes are made by Lorillard Technologies, Inc., an affiliate of Lorillard Tobacco Co., which makes the regular cigarettes Jenny just finished bashing.
Screw you, Surgeon General!