Synopsis: In a rigorous, peer-reviewed scientific study based on a carefully selected sample group of one, Chevrolet conclusively proves that its 2015 Colorado midsize pickup truck can transform a dateless dork from L.A. into a guy capable of attracting more than “just like the really desperate girls.”
They might as well ask, “Are women idiots?”
Either way, Kyle’s determined to find out.
He just hopes potential girlfriends aren’t scared off by his profuse sweating and freakishly long arms.
Not so real that they’ll give you his last name or identify what dating sites he uses.
Yeah, this pasty shut-in wearing thick glasses and his dad’s old shirt really screams “L.A.”
Kyle and the General Motors Company think this woman is a weirdo because she likes cats.
She’s also cute, 22, and appears to live in a nice home – but, cats.
LOL – Kyle said he works out; guess he is a real online dater.
This woman also is weird for some reason, but it’s unclear whether cats are involved.
Now let’s look at Kyle’s fake profile …
“KyleCrushinit” might need two trucks to turn this thing around.
Step right up, ladies.
Here’s the life-changing vehicle that Kyle will sell after one week to enroll in podiatry school.
Let’s watch it being used for cool outdoor activities that someone like Kyle would never actually engage in.
Kyle ditches his glasses and blindly unloads camping gear provided by production crew
Then, after quickly changing his shirt and hairstyle, he helps erect a tent that’s already fully assembled
Somehow he still screws it up.
It turns out that Kyle is also a pretend surfer.
Unfortunately, the ocean forgot to make pretend waves.
He looks like a spit-out piece of licorice.
Maybe we should go mountain biking.
No, forget it – mountain biking sucks.
Finally, the truck is put to the test: a hot chick walks by Kyle and his awesome Chevy Colorado …
… and keeps right on walking …
… and then scampers off into the brush to avoid contact.
Well, there you have it.
“Do you guys make fighter planes?”
Kyle’s new trucked up profile has 97 views
A recent Facebook post by this depressed cat had 150,000 views
Thanks to his Chevy Colorado, Kyle has gotten more date requests than ever before …
… but, disconcertingly, they’re all from strange bearded dudes who live in their parents’ garages
Let’s hope so.
You’ll own the Starbucks parking lot.