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Loathsomeness: 5.6
This is beautiful. Especially the circular conversation about Iraq.
ReplyDeleteJeb! seems to have gotten himself caught in a lot of circular conversations lately.
DeleteAwesome! Well done.
ReplyDeleteThanks; glad you enjoyed it.
DeleteWell, they can't admit that they pissed away all those lives for nothing because that would mean that they're idiots.
ReplyDeleteAnd we know that can't be true.
DeleteThis was brilliant.
ReplyDeleteThanks, man.
DeleteLoved it! And the yearbook committee thing at the end was hilarious too.
ReplyDeleteThen there's Bush's new slogan: "Jeb Can Fix It." Not sure if he's referring to America, or his tanking campaign.
DeleteThat circular logic bit was so genius that you should be the one to replace Jon Stewart.
ReplyDelete+1
DeleteComedy Central wouldn't return my calls.
DeleteAnd every single person minus the LABORERS were WHITE.
ReplyDeleteSince we're talking about race, notice how there's no...well, non-whites in that classroom? Not even an Asian to raise the grade point average. Clearly, the vision for America I get is that everyone will be white except for back-breaking laborers.
DeleteJeb wants to Florida America.
DeleteNot another Bush, please America don't let it happen again. And while I'm on my soap box, no more Clintons either.
ReplyDeleteIf there's one thing this country is still good at, it's not learning from its past mistakes.
DeleteFlorida, home of the Jeb Botanical Hanging Chads Garden, right under the giant Mission Accomplished sign.
DeleteNext to the Imaginary Weapons of Mass Destruction Exhibit.
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