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Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Bush “Greatest Century”

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Synopsis: Political outsider Jeb Bush shows he’s ready to take on the dysfunctional D.C. crowd by highlighting his record as governor of America’s most messed-up state and looking ahead to the kind of bland, rudderless future that only his uniquely uninspired leadership can provide.

Jeb Bush Campaign Ad Republican Establishment

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Jeb Bush Campaign Ad Mitt Romney

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Jeb Bush Campaign Ad Florida

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Jeb Bush Campaign Ad Religious Freedom

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Jeb Bush Campaign Ad Planned Parenthood

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Jeb Bush Campaign Ad Donald Trump

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Jeb Bush Campaign Ad Mexicans

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Jeb Bush Campaign Ad Common Core

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Jeb Bush Campaign Ad Children

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Jeb Bush Campaign Ad President

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Jeb Bush Campaign Ad Iran

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Jeb Bush Campaign Ad Health Care

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Jeb Bush Campaign Ad Politically Correct

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Jeb Bush Campaign Ad School

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Jeb Bush Campaign Ad Global Warming

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Jeb Bush Campaign Ad Veterans

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Jeb Bush Campaign Ad Iraq

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Jeb Bush Campaign Ad Barack Obama

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Jeb Bush Campaign Ad Leadership

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Jeb Bush Campaign Ad Logo

Loathsomeness: 5.6

20 comments:

  1. This is beautiful. Especially the circular conversation about Iraq.

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    1. Jeb! seems to have gotten himself caught in a lot of circular conversations lately.

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  2. Well, they can't admit that they pissed away all those lives for nothing because that would mean that they're idiots.

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  3. Loved it! And the yearbook committee thing at the end was hilarious too.

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    1. Then there's Bush's new slogan: "Jeb Can Fix It." Not sure if he's referring to America, or his tanking campaign.

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  4. That circular logic bit was so genius that you should be the one to replace Jon Stewart.

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  5. And every single person minus the LABORERS were WHITE.

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    1. Since we're talking about race, notice how there's no...well, non-whites in that classroom? Not even an Asian to raise the grade point average. Clearly, the vision for America I get is that everyone will be white except for back-breaking laborers.

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  6. Not another Bush, please America don't let it happen again. And while I'm on my soap box, no more Clintons either.

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    1. If there's one thing this country is still good at, it's not learning from its past mistakes.

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    2. Florida, home of the Jeb Botanical Hanging Chads Garden, right under the giant Mission Accomplished sign.

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    3. Next to the Imaginary Weapons of Mass Destruction Exhibit.

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