Comments on Pointless Planet: Chevrolet "Big Girl"

After a hiatus of several months, this exceptional...

2010-02-28T14:27:16.904-05:00

After a hiatus of several months, this exceptionally loathsome commercial is back on the air, ready to baffle and horrify a whole new television audience.

Every time I see this commercial, I do either 1)la...

2010-02-27T14:29:36.947-05:00

Every time I see this commercial, I do either
1)laugh hysterically

2)turn the T.V. off

While funny, I still HATE this commercial.

Jimmy Johnson, is that you? Still unwilling to ad...

2009-11-09T18:41:41.206-05:00

Jimmy Johnson, is that you? Still unwilling to admit you've crossed the big 5-0? Come on, man -- you're not fooling anyone, even with that hair. And why don't you let Howie fight his own battles? Just tell him to take off his glasses first.

On some level, EVERY commercial is a sex-based tragedy. We thought that was obvious.

And, YOU Sound like THE Producer!

2009-10-27T08:45:07.471-04:00

And, YOU Sound like THE Producer!

Whosoever posted this article, not only has some s...

2009-10-25T23:15:14.351-04:00

Whosoever posted this article, not only has some serious issues that need to be addressed by a psychiatrist, but should also consider having themselves castrated, for let's say the sake of, 'just in case'. You weirdo. Who would have ever perceived a commercial so innocent, as far as advertising schmucks go, to be a sex-based tragedy. Sure automobiles should be done away with all together, at least ones that run on OIL, but give us a break. That's the problem with the world today, is people like you seeing only badness and negativity. Grow up. You sound like a prepubescent slimeball. Eeewww! As for Howie aging badly?? I only hope i look that 'bad' at 49. You know nothing of his intellect or character, so slamming him in the matter you do only shows how uncredible you are. I hope he reads this and meets up with you some day, then he can get 'unduly excited' on your face.....

At least Howie lost the fake "I'm really ...

2009-09-27T11:58:02.667-04:00

At least Howie lost the fake "I'm really smart" wire-framed glasses he wears on Fox.

BaaahahahahahaaaHH! This may be my favorite. The c...

2009-09-22T22:09:39.085-04:00

BaaahahahahahaaaHH! This may be my favorite. The choice of adjectives is phenomenal! It's a tough call, but Howie Long may be one of the biggest douchebags on TV.

That car definitely looks like a hearse.

2009-07-29T11:37:07.410-04:00

That car definitely looks like a hearse.